1 | TAOISM Shit Happens |
2 | CONFUCIANISM Confucius Say, "Shit Happens" |
3 | BUDDHISM If Shit Happens, it Really Isn't Shit |
4 | ZEN BUDDHISM What is the sound of Shit Happening? |
5 | HINDUISM This Shit Happened Before! |
6 | ISLAM If Shit Happens, It is the Will of Allah. |
7 | PROTESTANTISM Let Shit Happen to Somebody Else. |
8 | CATHOLICISM If Shit Happens, You Deserve It. |
9 | JUDAISM Why does Shit always happen to US? |
10 | CALVINISM Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. |
11 | 7th DAY ADVENTISM No shit on Saturdays. |
12 | HEDONISM There's nothing like a good shit happening. |
13 | MORMONISM This shit is goung to happen. |
14 | MOONIES Only happy shit really happens. |
15 | HARE KRISHNA Shit happens, rama, rama. |
16 | ZOROASTRANISM Shit happens half the time. |
17 | CHRISTIAN SCIENCE Shit is in your mind. |
18 | EXISTENTIALISM What is shit, anyway? |
19 | RASTAFARIANISM Let's smoke this shit. |
20 | AGNOSTISM What is this shit? |
21 | What is this shit? |
22 | I don't know shit. |
23 | ATHEISM Sheeit! |
24 | I don't believe in shit, therefore, it can't happen to |
25 | me. |
26 | I don't believe this shit? |
27 | No shit. |
28 | What is this shit? |
29 | Who gives a shit? |
30 | You're full of shit. |
31 | UU-ISM We are all united in an interdependant web of shit |
32 | JEHOVAHS WITNESSES Good Morning, I have some shit for you to read. |
33 | SATANISM Shit is good. |
34 | 1st-law-of-robotics-ism Robots can not shit or let shit come to happen. |
35 | Albert Einsteinianism God does not play shit with the universe. |
36 | Americanism Who gives a shit? |
37 | Analism I want to see where shit comes from. |
38 | Archimedesm If I had a lever that's long enough, and a place to |
39 | stand, I can move the earth -- even if it is full of |
40 | shit. |
41 | BBSism I CTRL-C the shit. |
42 | Baptism You are shitting all wrong, and you'll be punished for |
43 | it. |
44 | Bart Simpsonism Don't have a shit, man. |
45 | Buddhism If shit happens, it really isn't shit. |
46 | Only he who totally gives up the desire for shit will |
47 | have salvation. |
48 | Bushism Read my lips, no new shit. |
49 | This shit wouldn't be prudent. |
50 | Calvinism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. |
51 | Capitalism The more you work, the more you don't have to take |
52 | shit. |
53 | Catholicism If shit happens, you deserved it. |
54 | Shit happens to you because you are BAD. |
55 | Christian Science Shit is in your mind. |
56 | Common experience What is this shit? |
57 | Communism Everyone's shit is everyone else's shit |
58 | Computerism Why won't this shit work? |
59 | Confucianism Confucius says, "Shit happens." |
60 | Cray-XI Processing this shit for the 10 Zillionth and 1st |
61 | time... |
62 | Creationism ... And the Lord said "Let there be shit" ... and there |
63 | came piles of it. After six days of this shit, He |
64 | rested. |
65 | Darwinism This shit evolved. |
66 | Deism Something, somewhere, created all this shit |
67 | Descartes-ism I think, therefore I shit |
68 | E. Schrodingerism There's a 50% chance that shit happened. And a 50% |
69 | chance that it didn't. |
70 | Egocentrism I made all this shit |
71 | Environmentalism Recycle this shit. |
72 | Save The Shit! |
73 | Existentialism Knowing that the world is shit makes it no longer shit. |
74 | Shit doesn't happen; shit is. |
75 | The burden of shit. |
76 | What is shit? |
77 | F. Nietzche-ism If shit had never happened, man would create shit. |
78 | Galileo-ism They say shit isn't happening. Nevertheless it still |
79 | happens. |
80 | Gaianism Where all a part of the same piece of shit. |
81 | HAL Dr. Chandra, will I shit? |
82 | Hare Krishna Shit happens shit happens shit shit happens happens |
83 | rama rama. |
84 | Hawaiian This is just some more shit happening. |
85 | Hedonism There is nothing like a good shit happening. |
86 | Hinduism This shit happened before. |
87 | This shit is not a religion. It is a Way of Life. |
88 | Idealism I can handle this shit. |
89 | Islam It is the will of Allah that shit happens. |
90 | Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us? |
91 | Kennedy-ism Ask not what your country's shit can do for you, but |
92 | what your shit can do for your country. |
93 | Martin L. King I have a shit... |
94 | Marvin Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and I can't even |
95 | shit. |
96 | Materialism Whoever dies with the most shit wins. |
97 | McCarthy-ism Are you now, or have you ever been, a shit? |
98 | Mikhail Gorbachev Let's keep this shit from falling apart! |
99 | Moonies Only happy shit really happens. |
100 | Mormonism I don't know what to think about this shit happening |
101 | until I'm told. |
102 | Hey, there's more shit over here! |
103 | This shit is going to happen again. |
104 | Nancy Reagan Just say, `Shit happens.' |
105 | Native American This shit is sacred when it happens. |
106 | Neil Armstrong This is one small shit for me, but a giant heap for |
107 | mankind. |
108 | New Age Why did I happen to create this shit? |
109 | This isn't shit if I REALLY believe it's chocolate. |
110 | Newtonism One day I was sitting below an apple tree, and |
111 | suddenly, shit hit me. |
112 | Nixonism I am not a shit. |
113 | Objectivism Shit=Shit |
114 | Optimism This shit, too, will pass. |
115 | Paranoiaism Shit happens because it's a plot. |
116 | Pascalism We are just shit. But we are thinking shit. |
117 | Patriotism My shit, right or wrong. |
118 | Pessimism There will be more shit. |
119 | Politically Correctism Don't call it shit. It's not nice. Call it |
120 | Nutritionally Deprived Output. |
121 | Politicism (In office) I recall no shit happening. |
122 | (election time) Shit happens to my opponent. |
123 | (retired) We all knew shit happened. |
124 | Positive thinkingism Shit is what you make it. |
125 | Predictionism The shit is going to hit the fan. |
126 | Protestantism Shit won't happen if I work harder. |
127 | Let this shit happen to someone else. |
128 | Psychologism I can help you in dealing with this shit. |
129 | Rastafarian Can you smoke this happenin' shit? |
130 | Let's smoke this shit! |
131 | Reaganism I don't remember shit. |
132 | I don't recall if shit happened. |
133 | Realism I think I need to take a shit. |
134 | Life is shit. |
135 | |
136 | |
137 | Republicanism When shit happens, raise the taxes. |
138 | Saddam-Husseinism This shit will be the mother of all shit. |
139 | Satanism Shit spreads like fire. |
140 | Scientology Do you believe this shit?!? |
141 | Seventh Day Adventist No shit on Saturdays. |
142 | Shakespeare To shit or Not to shit, that is the question. |
143 | Shi'ite Moslem When Shi'ite happens, kill Salman Rushdie. |
144 | Socrates I am shit. But I know I am shit. |
145 | Star Trekism To boldly shit where no one has shit before. |
146 | Stoicism This shit is good for me. |
147 | Sturgeon 90% of everything is shit. |
148 | Taoism Shit happens. |
149 | Televangalism Your tax-deductible donation could stop this shit from |
150 | happening. |
151 | Unix Shit Happened. Core dumped. |
152 | VMS Want to make shit happen? No Privilege for Attempted |
153 | Operation. |
154 | Wesley Crusher Hey, how come I never get to shit? |
155 | Wimpishism Aw, SHOOT! |
156 | Zen What is the sound of shit happening? |
157 | Zoroastrianism Shit happens half the time. |
158 | MORMONISM I *told* you this Shit would happen. |
Aha, mit Dir kann man sich also auch über Scheiße unterhalten... ;-) Ein völlig neuer Aspekt. ~
Fehlt noch:
1 | Blackism Motherfυck all da fυckin' shit. |
Mindestens der Zoroastrianism ist eine Doublette.
Rufus t. Firefly wrote:
> Mindestens der Zoroastrianism ist eine Doublette.
Naja, sind offensichtlich zwei Quellen zusammenkopiert. Die Punkte am
Anfang (in KAPITALEN) tauchen praktisch alle weiter hinten noch mal
auf...
Witzig isses trotzdem. So eine umfangreiche Liste kannte ich noch
nicht:-)
Windows Unbekannter Fehler: "Shit happened". Zum Fortfahren die Shit- Taste betätigen. FORTH happened shit + . LISP (setq s "Shit " h "happened") (s q)
MSDOS-ASM: .org 0100h jmp GO Txt .db "Shit happens",0dh,0ah,00h GO: mov ds,cs mov al,09h ;May be wrong, do not remember anymore mov dx,offset Txt int 21h quit: mov ax,4c00h int 21h
Kapier ich net wrote: >>Der ist gut, Karl heinz! > > Was ist daran so gut? Ich habs schon befürchtet, dass das subtil sein könnte. Für nicht C-Programmierer praktisch nicht zu verstehen. Der Code, wenn man ihn ausführen würde, macht, worüber er spricht. Er enthält undefiniertes Verhalten und demonstriert einen häufigen Anfängerfehler. -> Shit happens. Quasi auf 2 gedanklichen Ebenen.
Kapier ich net wrote: >>Der ist gut, Karl heinz! > > Was ist daran so gut? Dass es ein beliebter C-Anfängerfehler ist. Die Folge ist, dass "shit" passieren wird... Edit: Karl Heinz war doch schneller.
Obama: Yes we can! Bush: Let's shit! Köhler: "...und auch von meiner Frau!" Papa Ratzi: "Heilige Sch...." Ayatolla S.: "Behead those who insult shit!" Elli Wiesel: "There is no such business like shit bussines!" Steve Jobs: "iShit!" Bill Gates: "Shit Personal Edition!"
@olaf2001 fast richtig MSDOS-ASM: org 0100h jmp GO Txt:db "Shit happens",0dh,0ah,"$" GO: mov ds,cs mov ah,09h mov dx,offset Txt int 21h shit: mov ax,4c00h int 21h
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