Windows '98 source code

/*

TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code

Project: Chicago(tm)

Projected release-date: Summer 1998

*/

#include "win31.h"

#include "win95.h"

#include "evenmore.h"

#include "oldstuff.h"

#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL_HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()

{

  while(!CRASHED)

  {

    display_copyright_message();

    display_bill_rules_message();

    do_nothing_loop();

    if (first_time_installation)

    {

      make_50_megabyte_swapfile();

      do_nothing_loop();

      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();

      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS2();

      hang_system();

    }

    write_something(anything);

    display_copyright_message();

    do_nothing_loop();

    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed)

    {

      display_copyright_message();

      do_nothing_loop();

      basically_run_windows_3.1();

      do_nothing_loop();

      do_nothing_loop();

    }

  }

  if (detect_cache())

    disable_cache();

  if (fast_cpu())

  {

    set_wait_states(lots);

    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);

    set_mouse(action, jumpy);

    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

  }

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11");*/

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */

  printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

  if (system_ok())

    crash(to_dos_prompt);

  else

    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",

    O_CREATE);

  while(something)

  {

    sleep(5);

    get_user_input();

    sleep(5);

    act_on_user_input();

    sleep(5);

  }

  create_general_protection_fault();

}