Ein bisschen alt ist der Witz schon. Damit wir es schnell hinter uns
haben, die anderen "üblichen" "Witze" die ich kenne:
1 | #define begin {
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2 | #define end }
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3 | #define ethernal_truth (1)
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4 | #define pigs_do_not_fly (1)
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5 | #define the_Philadelphia_Eagles_never_win_the_Super_Bowl (1)
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6 | #define hell_unfrozen (1)
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7 | #define forever while(hell_unfrozen)
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8 |
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9 | while(ethernal_truth) {
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10 | }
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11 |
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12 | do {
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13 | } while(pigs_do_not_fly);
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14 |
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15 | while(the_Philadelphia_Eagles_never_win_the_Super_Bowl) begin
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16 | end
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17 |
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18 | do {
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19 | } forever;
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20 |
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21 | // Aber, das entartet zu
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22 | do begin
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23 | end forever; // WTF?
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Ach ja, und richtig Oldschool, so einen Scheiß gab es ja auch, von
https://github.com/v7unix/v7unix/blob/master/v7/usr/src/cmd/sh/mac.h
1 | #
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2 | /*
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3 | * UNIX shell
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4 | *
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5 | * S. R. Bourne
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6 | * Bell Telephone Laboratories
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7 | *
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8 | */
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9 |
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10 | #define LOCAL static
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11 | #define PROC extern
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12 | #define TYPE typedef
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13 | #define STRUCT TYPE struct
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14 | #define UNION TYPE union
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15 | #define REG register
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16 |
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17 | #define IF if(
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18 | #define THEN ){
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19 | #define ELSE } else {
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20 | #define ELIF } else if (
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21 | #define FI ;}
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22 |
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23 | #define BEGIN {
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24 | #define END }
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25 | #define SWITCH switch(
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26 | #define IN ){
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27 | #define ENDSW }
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28 | #define FOR for(
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29 | #define WHILE while(
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30 | #define DO ){
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31 | #define OD ;}
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32 | #define REP do{
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33 | #define PER }while(
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34 | #define DONE );
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35 | #define LOOP for(;;){
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36 | #define POOL }
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37 |
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38 |
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39 | #define SKIP ;
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40 | #define DIV /
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41 | #define REM %
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42 | #define NEQ ^
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43 | #define ANDF &&
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44 | #define ORF ||
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45 |
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46 | #define TRUE (-1)
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47 | #define FALSE 0
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48 | #define LOBYTE 0377
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49 | #define STRIP 0177
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50 | #define QUOTE 0200
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51 |
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52 | #define EOF 0
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53 | #define NL '\n'
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54 | #define SP ' '
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55 | #define LQ '`'
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56 | #define RQ '\''
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57 | #define MINUS '-'
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58 | #define COLON ':'
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59 |
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60 | #define MAX(a,b) ((a)>(b)?(a):(b))
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